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The only thing I have against his girlfriend is she actually sleeps with him... not that I have anything against Him...it's just the thought of Sleeping With Him.

It's the good kind, 8 bucks.

Stocks are deteriorating.  sell.  sell.

By 45 your labia is going to be Huge.

Rip'er damn head off and put a foot up'er ass.

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Potential Shakespearean porn titles:

- The Twelve Inches
- King Leer
- Boneo & Screwliet
- Et tu, booté?
- A Midhummernight's Cream
- Clamlet
- The Harlet of Penice
- MacGirth
- MacBreast
- Julius Please-her
- All's Well That Cums Well
- To Blow or Not to Blow

awhile ago, Crystal got at 6 hotdogs, it was total chaos, she is a little runner-up champion.

Pardon me, I sharted. 

There's another monkey with you in the window. I don't know his name. Piggy is snuggling with Emily. Axel's throwing a birthday party for his greatest friend tomorrow.

crystal rapes and pillages.

ainsley said she's asked to be stuffed (see:human taxidermy) so many times that she's sick of it.