Potential Shakespearean porn titles:

- The Twelve Inches
- King Leer
- Boneo & Screwliet
- Et tu, booté?
- A Midhummernight's Cream
- Clamlet
- The Harlet of Penice
- MacGirth
- MacBreast
- Julius Please-her
- All's Well That Cums Well
- To Blow or Not to Blow