Children are best because they never scream when they see me, they laugh, they can tell I am awesome. The fools scream, as if they have no sense. They tell each other it's ok because I'm not real, but Jesis Christ on a cross, I exist. I hear what they yelp.

And theres never been such grave a matter as discussing my new brand name black sunglasses.

And if I give you dirty looks, it's just that I can read your dirty thoughts.