C'eat un soiree avec espanol, francais, anglais et almand (le francais, voir ici, ete pauvre)

Emily: Anyone named Doug is a guy who's gonna get the new Maroon 5 album
Scott: Hey! I like Maroon 5
Emily: That's cuz yer queer.
Scott: Oh yeah, whatever! Try to blame it on genetics.
Emily: No, dear yer just one of them bum sinners.
Scott: (coughs, rejecting a perfectly good puff) Aww you win.
(Everyone laughs loudly)
Scott: Well that was a waste of perfectly good pot.

On another note, Crystal is not that interested in your itch stick, she's practicing her flirting.

Children are best because they never scream when they see me, they laugh, they can tell I am awesome. The fools scream, as if they have no sense. They tell each other it's ok because I'm not real, but Jesis Christ on a cross, I exist. I hear what they yelp.

And theres never been such grave a matter as discussing my new brand name black sunglasses.

And if I give you dirty looks, it's just that I can read your dirty thoughts.

""

The only thing I have against his girlfriend is she actually sleeps with him... not that I have anything against Him...it's just the thought of Sleeping With Him.

It's the good kind, 8 bucks.

Stocks are deteriorating.  sell.  sell.

By 45 your labia is going to be Huge.

Rip'er damn head off and put a foot up'er ass.

""             

Potential Shakespearean porn titles:

- The Twelve Inches
- King Leer
- Boneo & Screwliet
- Et tu, booté?
- A Midhummernight's Cream
- Clamlet
- The Harlet of Penice
- MacGirth
- MacBreast
- Julius Please-her
- All's Well That Cums Well
- To Blow or Not to Blow

awhile ago, Crystal got at 6 hotdogs, it was total chaos, she is a little runner-up champion.

Pardon me, I sharted. 

There's another monkey with you in the window. I don't know his name. Piggy is snuggling with Emily. Axel's throwing a birthday party for his greatest friend tomorrow.